So, You See, Part 230 AND The CDC AND The Facebooks… — See Additionally

The Big Eyeroll: Trump announces D.O.A. lawsuits against Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube accusing the decidedly non-governmental agencies of breaching the First Amendment. Suddenly the Kraken lawsuits seem positively logical.

Speaking Of Things That Are Never Happening: Partners should admit they’re wrong more.

Forget Interpol: Law firm gets civil order telling shadowy foreign ransomeware criminals to please stop. I’m sure this will work out.

Time For More Botox: The ultimate tool for maintaining your courtroom poker face.

Raises: If you haven’t been keeping our salary increase scorecard handy, here it is.